Punter Info: Dig Zoom

Username: Dig Zoom
Home State: ACT Age: 28 Gender: Male
In Real Life: G.M. Wallace
About Dig Zoom: I don't exist. I am a non-existent carbon-based temporary affiliation with the laws of physics and my current belief in their validity. As is, plastered to the side of this beautiful blue bauble, our Earth... I am an unorthodox congregation of subatomic particles and complex topological formations in twenty-six dimensional space. This is the most probably correct statement.
Less probabilistic outcomes in my search for self-authenticity in my world and of my self include:
1) I am an AI machine attempting to convince you I am human.
2) I am a Peewee Herman impersonator whose middle name is Wisdom.
3) I am a conspiracy of fictional anecdotes concocted by the editors of this E-zine.
4) I have a romantic attachment (menage a trois) with a vacuum cleaner and a waffle-maker... (still gotz the scars).
5) I actually do exist.

(re:#5 - unlikely but the only one any of you will accept...
I prefer astronomically anonymous fictive conglomerates of wordz which leave people wondering what the hell I am talking about. *lol*)

ß:-Þ

Home Page: http://wish/i/had/one/;-)
email Dig Zoom Daedelus_Kite@hotmail.com

Scheduled Stories by Dig Zoom

There is one story written by Dig Zoom scheduled to appear in noise!.
The Emptiness of Australian Life in the 90's Rants was published on Tue, 10 Feb 1998 Current
LOUDonline - http://www.loud.net.au - Fri, 10 Apr 1998