All Published Rants There are 51 stories that have appeared in the Rants section of noise! Sorted by Publication Date yarts a short rant about arts in adelaide my life as alert this is a very personal story chatting with niel this is just a short introduction. patience please stop trying me. the proverbial Closet Right, so this is all my mother's fault. Talk is Cheap The fun-to-read wanderings of a crazed mind, complete with tips on relationships. An Angsty Girl Rides Again errrr. The Emptiness of Australian Life in the 90's Rhubarb. Never resist a mad impulse..? Ever had a strange urge to do something completely insane? Self Esteem Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! a test story jane is having trouble getting her stories to eb come current testing today Obsession time! Part 2 I just have these weird thoughts that pop into my head all the time. Obsession time! I just have these weird thoughts that pop into my head all the time. DO NOT READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!! If you read this you do so at your own peril and men in black may come to kill you within three minutes of opening this essay. Do Clothes Fit Anyone These Days??!!??! The Environmental Monster The monster is out there, destroying the forests, polluting the ocean and screwing up the atmosphere. Get real It's not very often I have a bitch about an article. Give it to me baby! Money- How evil is it? Realistic Women? I'm not a waif, I'm not a fat chick, I'm just an average size 10. death is peace another suicidal neurotic rambling from my very muddled mind bitching makes the net go round + round + round... Dont get me wrong, I was never really bad, I never really hurt anyone, I didn't exactly burn villages, but sometimes it seems I made damn sure the village burnt the bridge down behind me. Formal Fuss It's that time of year again, no not christmas, not summer, not even your brother's birthday. ACT cool? The nation's capital: reviled by all. Stop and think. A very short story about consequences. fasshinpasshin _You *are* worthless_ A discussion of the role of being rude in society. Finding work in the IT capital Adelaide is supposedly the IT capital of Australia? Where are all the jobs then? Two Minute Noodles Take 7 Minutes to Cook You've all been brainwashed. I hope there will be...... My hopes for the future. Submission? So you've got him in your bed and you think that it is quite clear what you want from him. Matts A tacklin' of the big issues by Smokin' Joe Hildebrand. Public Radio is important Blow away the myths about the youth network and it's apperance as helpful to the ausmusic scene. maybe another time Is this category intended for serious rants, or just bits of writing that don't fit elsewhere :> ? Ravings Induced by Intelligence Rather than Stupor More like venting, or therapy than an actual entry. Is rave only alive in Sydney? Is Rave dead in the areas outside of Sydney? The World's Greatest Evil So you don't believe in the concept of evil? The Start of a Beautiful Friendship We are stepping into a new golden age but when we get there we'll discover that the gold we seek is worthless. too much of a bad thing confessions of a crud-tv junkie. We donít want people to sit down. It causes crime! I'm going to run in the next ACT election with a policy platform to rid the ACT entirely of seats. no artificial flavours national diary i am the media-savant a scrawl i found in a very old notebook. Chocolate, Models and Lettuce A general whinge about scarily thin models. Everybody Wants Something and i want the abc to bring back degrassi. Ralph: Cock Rockin' in the Press World 'Ralph', a shonky new men's mag, has just hit the stands. A Mongrel's Perspective... Why the hell did Pauline Hanson have to become so famous??? Why should anyone that racist get to do anything that they want??? Slice of Life Theatre, Episode 1: Mall Security Mall rats at it again . Brisbane's Ugliest New Building Brisbane has had its fair share of ugly buildings over the past few years... Showing Off LOUD is Fantastic!!! Too many Matts Smokin' Joe Hildebrand tackles the big issues. sean's first story This is a warning, keep your love away from me.

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